Intelligent santa

Teacher :"Ye batao ki Duniya
mei kitne desh hai ???
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SANTA :"Kar di na pagalon wali baat
Duniya mei
1 hi desh hai apna INDIA
Baki sab to videsh hai...
Santa rocks, teacher shocked , India
always
rocks \m/

Joke of the year

After Result - Girls Reaction
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Ladki 1 (Rote Huve) - phir se sirf 91%
Ladki 2 (Bahot Rote huve) - 5 baar
revise karne k Baad Bhi sirf 93% kaisa
Aa sakte hai Number
Ladki 3 (Bahot Jada Rote huve) - Mai
mummy ko kya Mu Dikhaungi In 92%
Number ke saath ,,,
Ladki 4 (Bahot Bahot Jada Rote huve)
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sirf 94%?? kahan kami rahgayi ,,
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After Result - Boys Reaction
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boy 1 - Tere bhai ne fod diya is
baar..poray 44% hain.. ha ha ha
boy 2 - Papa to Naach Uthenge Jab
Unhe Pata Chalega ki mai pass ho
gaya by grace .. hahahahaha
boy 3 - Wo to sir ne Copy karne di jo
41 % aa gaye ...
warna To band bajj gaya
tha..hahahahaha
boy 4 - Main to baal baal bacha ..
Border pe pass ho gaya pure 35%
aaye hai na 1 mark jadana 1 mark
kam,
Muje to yakin hi nhi ho raha ki me
pass ho gaya,,
paper check karne wala devta tha
Devta.. hahaha ha

Andha fakir

Husband n wife mall se nikal rhe
the
Bahar ek fakir mila aur bola
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Shehzadi
5 rupaye de de, andhaa hun
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Husband ne wife ki taraf dekha aur
bola
De de
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Sach mei andha hai
jo samaj gaya wo like kare or baki sab
dobaara pade :):P

Latest way to propose

Boy- Xcuse me
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Grl- jee kahiye
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Boy- Mere hone wale bacho ki taraf
se apko Happy Mother's DAY.'

True love

A little girl said
"I went to school without
wearing tie... ..
He saw it and removed his tie
and kept it in the pocket..
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just to get punishment
together..." ..

Best sentence

Everybody Says "" I
Love You ""
Is The Best Sentence In
Whole World..
But...?
I Believe That
"I Love You Too"
Is The Best.
Because
Many Gets To Hear The
First One.
But Only Few Gets To
Hear Second One..!

Sudhar gaya

Girl : Cigarette peena chodd do
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Boy : Chodd diya
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Girl : Beer peena bi chodddo
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Boy : Chodd diya
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Girl : Good Aaj se roz subah
shaam Mandir jana shurukaro
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Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz
Mandir jana shuru
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Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet,
Mujse shaadi karoge?
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Boy : Nahin
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Girl : Kyun
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Boy : Itna sudhar gaya hu, Ab
tumse achi koi mil jayegi
Girls shock , boy rockx ..:P:P